Aventures Modernes - Loud Cell Phone Talkers
Note to all cell phone users: You don't have to YELL into your phone. Just because your volume is turned down too low doesn't mean you have to SPEAK LIKE THIS.
Especially indoors.
Especially in restaurants.
Especially when you're two feet from me.
Here's a tip: If you're too dumb not to yell into your phone, then take it outside. Okay? Go yell into your POS phone where you won't be busting anyone's balls while they're trying to enjoy their lunch.
YADAYADAYA... YADADAYAAA? YADADADAYADADA!!!!
It was actually more fun to take pictures of him than it would have been to tell him to take his shit outside.
Jackass.
posted by oOo @ 22:58
5 Comments:
what was he yelling about on the cell phone anyways?
I SO back you on this. One time I was in a Carl's Jr. & the dude was talking so loud that we all knew all about some banking and investment drama that he was having, gimme a break I'm tryin ta grind on my Famous star w/Cheese ova here!!!
He was talking to a foreman about a delivery at a construction site.
"WHADAYA MEAN THEY DELIVERED THE BLUE ONES?! THOSE WERE SUPPOSEDTO HAVE BEEN THERE LAST WEEK!!! WE NEED THE ONES FROM THE ORDER SOPHIE PLACED LAST THURSDAY!" (pause) "WHAT???? I CAN'T HEAR YA! HOLD ON. WHAT??? NO! NO! LISTEN, I'M NOT IN THE OFFICE RIGHT NOW! I'M NOT IN THE OFFICE! NO!" (pause) I DUNNO! I THOUGHT THEY DID!" (pause) "I SAID I THOUGHT THEY DID!" (pause) "YEAH! NO, NOT THE BLUE ONES!"
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Great Zeitgeist or Montage..depending upon your proclivity toward German or French.
I used a piccy of yours. I hope you didn't mind. I gave you the mad props. I DID!
BTW: Best way to get someone annoying off the cell is to stand realllly close as close as you can get, to them and begin a conversation with either them (the best option) or someone else. Talk loud and happily oblivious to their call. They'll hang up or leave.
YOU: "Heeeeeey there...that's a spiffy phone ya got there...did ya get it at the radio shack in Towanda? cause I heard they're not the best place to get a cell phone ya know? and they're a ripoff, ya know? ...didn't get the service warranty didja?OOoh too bad. Well what can ya do? GEe it's cool...is it one of them there picture taking kind? wow...can I hold it, can you take a movie with it? what's your ring tone? You know you can download Britney Spears on it! heh hehe... what? I'm bothering you? WELL NOW YOU NOW HOW I FEEL SUCKA!"
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