Bleh.

You know... I'm bored with this nonsense already.
It's okay to be pissed off because of some offensive cartoons. It isn't okay to go apeshit crazy over it and start blowing shit up and killing people. (Otherwise, the French would have opened up a can of whoopass on the US after the "Freedom Fries" incident.)
Dig?
And now the European community is considering a voluntary press restriction on offensive content? What?
Pussies!!!!!!!
Political cartoons are always offensive. That's the point!!!!!
You know, I don't take it personally when I get called an infidel, or a son of satan, or a white devil, or a western pig. I don't start burning shit down when I'm told that there's a bomb somewhere with my name on it.
Chill the fuck out, my muslim bros and sisses.
Akuna matata. Okay?
Peace & Love
So... Denmark and the cartoons. Give me a fucking break. People are getting killed over this shit. You know, if the Middle East had cable, everyone would be home watching "Skating with the Stars" or some shit and none of this riot madness would be taking place.
They really get worked up over the stupidest shit, don't they?
I mean... look at this fucking guy. He's just blown up the Danish mission in Beirut. Yipeekayaaah!!!!
What's he screaming about anyway?
"FUCK YEAAAAH!!!!!! FUCK YEAHHHHHH!!!! I blew some shit up! YEAAAHHHH!!!!!"
Assmonkey.

Or this dude. WTF?! Lay off the Big Macs, Hassan! Jeesus.
Okay dickheads. Blasphemy isn't terrorism. Terrorism is blowing shit up because you're too fucking pissed and too fucking bored to actually take responibility for your own problems. Buy a dictionary and look up the word, dumbass.
Whatever, dickhead. I think you've just answered your own question.
Yeah, well, at least we wear pants. Note: The ladder isn't actually necessary. Go back to school, dweeb!
Grill & Chill. And Happy Birthday, Salo!
Yeah, you look pissed and offended. Nice try.
Watch out Denmark: We have the fucking stick with us now!!!
"Oh the motherfuckers!!!!! Oh the motherfuckers!!!! They drew CARTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS!!!!! Oh the fucking motherFUCKERRRRRRRRRRRS!!!!"
Fuck. Get a fucking job!!!! All of you!!! Shooo!

We're gonna fuck you up with our beards and shit! Rambo forever!!!!
Carrefour = Pussies.
"You fucking viking bitches!!!!! Gimme my tooth back, motherfuckers!!!!"
Yeah. Uhuh. Good plan.
Seriously. What the fuck is wrong with these people? They remind me of the Christian jackasses who firebombed movie theaters back when "The Last Temptation Of Christ" was released.
Grow the fuck up.